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Where has all the Gravy Gone?

Dined out last night in what can be called a first class restaurant. Not for the first time I commented on the lack of sauce being served. The gravy itself was delectable but it had been applied to the meat dish with a fine paint brush. All very artistic but not what I would call nourishing.

It used to be a main course comprised of  a plate, generously covered with meat or fish, potatoes, rice or pasta, accompanied by a vegetable and complimented with a hefty helping of sauce. Nowadays, plates have increased in size, shape and colour. I was recently served  three small scallops on a gi-normous, black, triangular plate.

As the plates have grown in size, the food served on them has retreated to the middle of the dish and to spare the chef time, the meat, fish or whatever, is positioned pyramid fashion, on top of the potato, rice or pasta. This is often topped up with a minute portion of veg and perhaps a miniscule branch of deep fried parsley or aubergine for decoration.

To cover the indecency of the half naked plate, the chef will scribble a little sauce around the pyramid as if he is a Japanese line artist.

There once was to be a piece of porcelain called a sauce boat but as gravy appears to be drying up like the water along the Nile valley, some gastronome invented the flat sauce spoon, which I suppose was to deter people from licking their plates, but even this wonderful innovation has now disappeared.

I will not complain about restaurant quality in general because I’ll be the first to admit,  that if you are willing to pay the price for it, restaurant food is getting better.

But I do appeal to chefs in general to remember we are not all on a diet, and if you happen to be an ethnic English chef, please don’t forget the old staple, meat, potatoes and gravy – lots of it.

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Not so young man about town who, having witnessed and enjoyed life, is presently having fun, writing about those by-gone times and life in general.

5 comments on “Where has all the Gravy Gone?

  1. The Shining Gem
    September 17, 2017

    Amazing. I just had lunch and still feel hungry after reading this.

    Also, the staple diet is the best. More often than not, simplicity is the key, for I wouldn’t want to eat something that I can’t pronounce.

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  2. Bridgesburning Chris
    September 19, 2017

    Two days ago I experienced exactly the same thing served the same way. All piled and ‘arranged’. To me gravy is like a dessert. As a matter of fact after a meal just a piece of bread swimming in gravy is delightful!

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